Nicole Kidman has vagina lips [Dlisted]
Angelina Jolie collapses [Hollywood Rag]
Edison Chen quits after the sex scandal [Just Jared]
Stacy Keibler strips and shines [Hollywood Tuna]
Milo Ventimiglia does GQ [ASL]
Abigail Clancy has a see through dress (NSFW ads) [Taxi Driver Movie]
Kate Hudson and her Jewish outfit (NSFW ads) [Drunken Stepfather]
Beyonce and Jay-Z are still annoying [Popsugar]
Celebrity ass cracks [City Rag]
Ali Larter gets Photoshopped [Egotastic]
"Be Kind Rewind" vs. "The Amanda Show" [College Humor]
I Love My Dead Gay Son! (For the Bible Tells Me So) [Pajiba]
Salma Hayek still has a huge rack [Popoholic]

More of Christina Aguilera and her massive knockers on the Ellen show:

Ellen, it was as simple as notifying the adoption agency of the dog's move and registering the dog's microchip to yours or your hairdresser's home (which can easily be done online, btw). Furthermore, Mutts and Moms should have evaluated the dog's living conditions before they decided to behave like idiots and (with police and taxpayers' money intervention) bounce the poor guy through the system, yet again.

All of this could have easily been avoided if all parties involved cared more about the dog.

But, hey, at least Ellen's friends got their ... how many was it? ... minutes? ... hours of fame? ... fuck, I have no idea since Pastor Scott's last wife's perpetually broadcast infomercial came on while I was writing this, and she is riveting. Did you know Melissa Scott (a.k.a. Barbie Bridges) used to do porn? Do you hate her faux random accent as much as I do? And she's a shitty singer, but at least she sings better than Shitney. Where was I again?

Long story short, Ellen Degeneres adopted a dog from Mutt and Moms and when it didn't get along with her cats, she gave it to her hairdresser and her two children. However, Ellen signed an agreement with Mutts and Moms saying she would not 1.) give the dog away and 2.) give the dog away to a house with kids under 14. She did. Turns out Mutts and Moms didn't like that, so they went to the hairdresser's house and confiscated the dog. Ellen's response? A complete emotional breakdown on national television. Yeah, that seems like a perfectly reasonable reaction. I could get kicked in the balls at my parent's funeral while a doctor was telling me I had an inoperable brain tumor and I would still cry less than this.

Update: It looks like those fascists Mutts & Moms already gave Iggy to a new home. Harsh.

Megan Fox because Ellen would so hit that: