On August 27th, Brody Jenner and his girlfriend, Jayde Nicole, claimed that Girl's Gone Wild founder, Joe Francis, "pulled Jayde's hair, punched her in the face and threw her to the ground and began kicking her." Francis adamantly denied these allegations, calling Jayde a liar and that he would be vindicated. I had to look in the dictionary to see if "vindicated" still meant what I thought it did. As it turns out, Joe Francis might have used it wrong.

Jayde Nicole in a bikini. Respect. You can also check out her Playboy pics HERE (NSFW, duh):

Above: Lexie Contursi AKA Sexi Lexi at the Valentine's Day Charity Party for Playmate Jayde Nicole's "Lengths of Love."

Jayde, who is dating Sir Douchey Spencer Pratt planned "Lengths of Love" as a charity where Brody and Jayde grow their hair out for a year, then cut it off and donate it to charity.

Great. So some poor cancer patient is going to get hair that was in the page's of Playboy and hair so gelled to shit that it looks like their hair stood up straight and stayed that way when they were told they had cancer.

Hef is still out partying, which is nice. But it's sort of like Grandpa telling sex jokes: it's charming until he whips his dick out.