Britney reunited with her family this weekend, so instead of staying home and actually reuniting, Britney called ahead to the paparazzi and made a grand entrance with her little sister Jamie Lynn at a restaurant in Malibu. Well, not before a random woman verbally attacked Britney and Jamie Lynn and helped prove that Britney isn't the only classy one in the family. TMZ reports:

Britney and Jamie (and an army of photogs) were going to a sushi joint in Malibu when a brave woman came up to them and started shouting, "Nobody wants you in this neighborhood! ... you're making the neighborhood unsafe!" The paps defended Spears by yelling at the woman, but then Jamie-Lynn stepped in and shouted in the woman's face, "Then move the fuck outta the neighborhood!"

Man, just look how brave Jamie Lynn was. So brave that when the woman tried to lunge at Jamie, she ducked behind the wall of photographers then left the restaurant out the back door. You only see bravery like that from a firefighter or in an Indiana Jones movie. Or the time that squirrel got inside my house. When I locked myself inside the bathroom and jumped on the sink, I walked. I didn't run like those other cowards.

Note: In case you don't believe Britney calls the paparazzi ahead of time and that they should just leave poor Britney alone, be sure not to miss what happens at the 00:17 mark.

Britney Spears in desperate need of a bra this weekend:

In this day and age, it's truly hard to find love. That's why I really had my hopes up when VH1 decided to throw a 44 year old guy in a hair band in a room full of strippers and star-fuckers to see where their hearts led them. Oh well. Page Six reports:

Bret Michaels never even got started with the "girlfriend" he selected last season, Jes Rickleff. Sources tell The Post's Melissa Jane Kronfeld that Michaels was informed by the pink-haired punk rocker over the phone that she had taken up with a Chicago clothing designer upon returning home to the windy city. VH1 has renewed "Rock of Love" for a second season, but has not announced if Michaels will be its heartthrob."

This comes as a real shock man, because everybody knows reality shows are not known for being faked or staged. Every reality show except for Man vs. Wild. That guy doesn't even try. I saw an episode one time where he said he was in Africa, then they pulled the camera back you could see cars and a house made out of bricks. You're not fooling me, sir.

Here's classy Rock of Love contestant, Brandi C. These are NSFW: