Us Magazine reports:

Adam Lambert says he had "no clue at all" that his racy performance during Sunday's American Music Awards would ignite such a firestorm of controversy. "I admit, I did get carried away, but I don't see anything wrong with it," he said on CBS' The Early Show Wednesday. "I do see how people got offended and that was not my intention. My intention was just to interpret the lyrics to my song and have a good time up there." He said the sexually-charged moves -- which included smooching another man and simulating oral sex -- were not a part of his rehearsal and were "impromptu." "ABC was taken a little by surprise -- and that wasn't my intention," he said. "I wasn't being sneaky." Being on stage, he said, "It got the most of me." He said that he "can understand" why parents are upset. But "honestly, it didn't cross my mind ... children. It was almost 11 o'clock. It was a nighttime show. I was there in the audience full of mostly adults." Because he has a theater background, he said he sometimes forgets that there's "a camera on. I am programmed to kind of look at who's in the live audience."

I mean this in the nicest most tolerant way possible, but shut up you queer. You're not the The Little Rock Nine or Harriet Tubman. You're some reality show runner up who tried something and it failed due to your apparent lack of impulse control. Nobody feels sorry for you and you're not some gay hero. You're not a star, you're not an entertainer, you can't sing. You're basically George Michael for 7 year olds in 2009. They'll think you're cool and edgy until they get older and realize you were a poseur trying to make them gay through the screen. If I were you, instead of building that diamond-encrusted vault for the Grammys you will never win, I'd go ahead and start scouting out the best rest stop bathrooms where the guy from the cast of Rent you met on Craigslist can meet you. I'd go with some place with low humidity. Don't want to mess up that hair girl!!

When you have a gay date rape orgy live on stage during a family programming timeslot, people might be a little offended. Not because they refuse to recognize and bow down to the power of your comical flamboyant gayness, but because a 3rd grader doesn't need to see your boyfriend go down on you before his bedtime. Access Hollywood reports:

“You know honestly, if I offended some people… it’s apples and oranges. I’m not an artist that does things for every single person,” Adam told Access’ Shaun backstage following his racy performance of “For Your Entertainment,” where he simulated fellatio with a male dancer and kissed male keyboardist Tommy Ratliff, who is straight. “I believe in artistic freedom and expression, I believe in honoring the lyrics of a song, and those lyrics aren’t really for everybody either,” he continued. And before his performance was edited, he told Access the thought of changing what happened on stage for the other half of the country would be a double standard. “If it’s edited, that’s discrimination,” Adam said. “I will be a little disappointed because there is a little bit of discrimination going in this country. There’s a big double standard, female pop artists have been doing things provocative like that for years, and the fact that I’m a male, and I’ll be edited and discriminated against could be a problem.” The singer did admit that an edited down performance would not shock him. “I’m not going to be surprised that they edit it,” he continued. “People are scared and it’s really sad, I just wish people could open their minds up and enjoy things, it’s all for a laugh, it’s really not that big of a deal.” Adam said he’s only trying to add a little shock to his show – something many before him have done. “Shock is fun, shock rock is like something that existed, for example, like in the 70’s, Alice Cooper…David Bowie, you had artists that liked to push the envelope and that’s what made them so fresh,” he explained. “Prince for example, wore a**less chaps one year…I think that surprise is part of entertainment. I think that it keeps people watching its fun, it makes you laugh and it should be that way. And if it made you uncomfortable, maybe I’m not for you.”

Alice Cooper and David Bowie were both bisexual, and David Bowie would dress up like Jem to go drop off his laundry, but nobody ever thought of them as anything other than rockstars. Say what you want about Madonna's "singing" and the fact she owes her entire career to talented producers, but she has never and never will give a fuck what you think. Prince is one of the most talented, prolific artists of the last hundred years, but he dresses like a gay cruise Peter Pan yet he pulls out of more hot, exotic ass than a Marine on shore leave. So maybe instead of whining and stamping your feet when people are actually shocked by what you wanted to shock them with, how about just not caring. People may respect you more. That's why people respect me. I actually think it has more to do with my Camaro and my tribal armband tattoos, but I can't help why people love me so much.

I couldn't find any more pictures of Adam Lambert's performance, so I thought I'd post some pictures that he might like:

In that wannabe Freddy Mercury screeching shit he does that's supposed to be singing, Adam Lambert performed his song about gay date rape on the American Music Awards tonight. Wow, this guy is a fag. And I don't mean "fag" like I did in the 7th grade. I would pick Rainbow Brite and the Berries and Cream lad for my kickball team before I picked this prancing gaywad. I swear, I fully expected to see Peter Pan and He-Man show up on stage in mesh halter tops and ball gags, but maybe they got scared because his voice sounds like a bag of Christmas puppies being set on fire. It's common knowledge that gay men prefer white tiger cubs.

Adam Lambert released the title track from his debut album, For Your Entertainment, this morning and oh holy shit this is gayest thing I've ever heard. I was going to say something, but it was so bad it offended even me, so I'm just gonna post some of the lyrics. Draw your conclusions as to what I was gonna say.

Let’s go
It’s my show
Baby, do what I say
Don’t trip
off the bits that I’m gonna display
I told you
I’ma hold you down until you’re amazed
Give it to you ’til you’re screaming my name

No escaping when we start
Once I’m in I hold your heart
There’s no way I’ll ring the alarm
So hold on ’til it’s over

Last year's American Idol runner-up Adam Lambert released his debut album cover yesterday and I don't know how queer they wanted to make it, but this couldn't get any gayer if they used puffy stickers and a winking unicorn prancing in a leotard holding a sparkler in his mouth. It's hard to tell by Adam's face, but he might want to see if Denzel Washington will take his case.

Madam Lambert and Katy Perry in a see through dress at the premiere of This Is It:

American Idol runner-up, Adam Lambert, who many believe lost because he was gay, has never really came out and said he was gay. However, Lambert seems to think he's a role model for people looking to "be themselves." Um, okay. Sure. People reports:

"It's a really, really cool thing," the American Idol runner-up says, "to be able to show people that you can be yourself, and you should be proud of yourself, and you should own who you are and what you're about, and never make apologies for it." So to those who speculate about his sexuality, he has a message. "Calm down," he says, and "keep speculating."

Yep, I guess I'll just have to keep speculating. Mostly about what he used to bedazzle the back pockets of his capris or how many Judy Garland songs he has on his iPod. I may be wrong on this, but take a look at that banner picture. Something tells me that sucking a clit would be his waterboarding.

GAY UPDATE: It's official. Adam Lambert is gay.

23-year-old Kris Allen from Conway, Arkansas, became the eighth winner of American Idol last night after beating the heavily favored, (*M)Adam Lambert. The openly gay Lambert and Danny Gokey (placed 3rd) were considered mortal locks to be in the final two, but someone failed to consider the speed in which 13-year old girls dial. Fox News reports:

After the results of the voting on Tuesday’s final performance episode were announced (reportedly, nearly 100 million votes were cast, a show record), Kris was basically speechless. "Are you serious?" he asked host Ryan Seacrest. "Are you friggin’ serious?" Asked how it felt to win, he said, "It feels good, but Adam deserves this."

To be honest, I couldn't give a shit, but I guess this is a singing competition, so I can see how Kris Allen won. If this was a "play dress up and scream incoherently" competition, I would have probably given the trophy to Lambert. But I think we can all agree that the real loser here is Perez Hilton. Or maybe it's his gardener's little boy. I can't shake the feeling that Perez put on a dress and an executioner's mask and choked him out after the results were announced.

(*M) Thanks, Jenny! :)

Here's the hot piece of ass Carrie Underwood at the finale last night to ungay this post up:

There's been a lot of rumors lately that American Idol finalist and presumed favorite, Adam Lambert, might be gay. I don't know, man. I just don't see it.



PHOTO CREDIT: SPLASH