Tom Cruise loves paparazzi pictures of Suri [Dlisted]
Roxanne McKee gets topless for Maxim [Hollywood Tuna]
Jay-Z is so fucking ugly [Popsugar]
Britney Spears needs a new hat [City Rag]
Penelope Cruz looks up to Angelina Jolie [Hollywood Rag]
Tila Tequila has a see through shirt (NSFW site) [Drunken Stepfather]
Shenae Grimes takes to her trailer [Just Jared]
Joaquin Phoenix raps [Lainey Gossip]
Another Sharon Stone upskirt (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]
Adriana Lima's Miracle Bra commercial [Popoholic]
Olivia Munn is a Bond Girl, sorta [Egotastic]
Paul Rudd and Jason Sudekis Sing "The Rainbow Connection" [College Humor]

Programming note: We'll be taking a short break for the Thanksgiving holiday. Todd will be teaching the white man how to grow corn and I will be drawing hand turkeys. We'll be back Monday. Happy Thanksgiving, bitches.

IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com - Chuck Larry
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In the upcoming movie, I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry, Adam Sandler and the fat guy from that one show play New York firefighters who pretend to be gay. I can't really relate because I live in the South, and pretending to be gay is never an option, so imagine my surprise when I found out that the movie also stars Jessica Biel. Turns out I can totally relate to her perfect ass. If it was any more super, it would have to wear a cape.

We screencapped the best parts for you:



Update: Here's an edited version of the best parts...

Labels: adam sandler, jessica biel