Kate Hudson and the Yankees' Alex Rodriguez have been dating for five months, and when she's not at the games or traveling with the team, she's in Alex Rodriguez's apartment cutting up pictures of his ex-girlfriends and sleeping with his underwear. MSNBC reports:

“Kate’s always at his New York apartment, even on the days when he’s on the road. She’s made herself quite comfortable in his life. She’s met his oldest daughter and her son likes Alex,” according to a friend of Hudson’s who spoke to In Touch. The friend then stated the obvious when she said, “Kate has become very serious about him.”

Alex Rodriguez makes $26M a year as the highest paid player in Major League Baseball, but the last three chicks he's been with (his wife, Madonna, and Kate Hudson) all look like convict's pen pals. This dude should be papier macheing models with $100 dollar bills and semen, not leaving some flat chick in his house picking out their kid's names and making scrapbooks for every time she cums. I'm late on my rent right now, but my last three girlfriends were a billion times hotter than these hags. The prosecutor in my case doesn't use the word "girlfriends", but what does he know of love?

People seem to be surprised how fast Madonna has moved on with Alex Rodriguez so quickly after her divorce from Guy Ritchie was announced earlier this week. I guess having a secret apartment in NYC since 2007 where she would meet Rodriguez may have something to do with that. OK! Magazine (via FOX News) reports:

"the Material Girl was making frequent trips to a NYC building back in July of 2007, where New York Yankee Alex Rodriguez had an apartment! Columnist Roger Friedman writes that in July 2007, A-Rod "had sublet a 'secret love shack' in the Time Warner Center. I confirmed that Madonna was a frequent guest to the building, which was a very different address from the apartment A-Rod shared with his now ex-wife." Friedman goes on to say that the Time Warner building is just "a couple of blocks away from Madonna's digs on Central Park West." That same Time Warner apartment, owned by a New York lawyer, is reportedly still occupied by Rodriguez."

So for over a year now, Madonna has been hooking up with Alex Rodriguez in secret. And this year the New York Yankees missed the playoffs for the first time in 15 years. Coincidence? Not sure. But if you're a Yankees fan, training a leopard to attack anything in New York wearing a Kabbalah bracelet and a leotard might not be a bad idea.

Madonna performing last night in Boston:


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After spending an inappropriate amount of time with New Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez earlier this year, Madonna insisted the pair were just friends. Then Cynthia Rodriguez filed for divorce. On October 2nd, Madonna had dinner with Alex Rodriguez in New York City. Madonna's divorce was announced yesterday. Stop me if you're seeing a pattern. Us Magazine reports:

"Guy is not involved in this equation," the insider tells Usmagazine.com. "With or without A-Rod, Madonna and Guy haven't been 'together' for over a year - they have been privately separated. Madonna, however, wanted to finish her world tour before divorcing." An A-Rod source tells Us, "A-Rod and Madonna are more involved than ever. "Alex has really missed spending time with Madonna. However, he understands the position Madonna's in." The source tells Us six days ago that Madonna -- who dined with Rodriguez Oct. 2 at Dos Caminos in NYC -- "has agreed to be discreet about her relationship with A-Rod until her tour ends and a divorce is announced."

Just to help you with the basic math, in twenty years, Alex Rodriquez will be 53 and enjoying life after his fairly recent induction into the Hall of Fame. Also in twenty years, Madonna will be cyrogenically frozen two miles underground on a military base. Will their love be able to last? Man, I sure do hope so.

Madonna and Guy in February:

Days after reports that Yankees shortstop, Alex Rodriguez, was having an affair with Madonna, he and his wife of five years, Cynthia, have split after months of ongoing marriage problems. Problems that may arise when your wife is banging Lenny Kravitz. New York Daily News reports:

Word of the breakup comes a day after widespread reports that the Bombers' $275 million cleanup hitter has been rounding the bases with pop icon Madonna - and team owner Hank Steinbrenner blamed recent poor play on "outside distractions." "It's true," the source said of A-Rod's separation from his wife of five years. "They've been having problems for about three months." Word of the couple's marital strife comes less than three months after they expressed how "thrilled" they were with the April 21 birth of their daughter, Ella Alexander. Rodriguez, 32, didn't join his wife in Miami until 10 minutes after she gave birth, and spent only a day with her and their newborn before rejoining the Yankees. Revelations of the couple's not-so-great-nuptials came as new rumors surfaced on the Internet that Cynthia Rodriguez, 34, was having a fling with rocker Lenny Kravitz."

Alex Rodriguez makes $28 million a year in base salary alone, so something inside me thinks he just might be able to pull through this. He could probably spend his nights crying in his bed, but the chances of him spending the rest of the summer papier macheing models with $100 dollar bills and semen seem pretty good, too.

Madonna and Guy Ritchie in NYC on July 1st:


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